The "Rip on maar" Topic

Alright, everybody, I'm giving you a once in a lifetime opportunity! Everybody knows that I'm the designated clan funnyman, and most people are afraid to say too much against me because they expect retaliation. But, for a short time, I'm telling you that you can lay into me as hard as you want with absolutely no comebacks, whatsoever. Nothing is off-limits; just like with Jarc's momma after two shots of tequila.

Why, you ask. Well, because I have done something that has left me so disgusted with myself that I'm going to have a long talk with myself (I know this sounds like a really bad joke, but I'm actually serious - us geniuses handle shit differently than you guys nomsain ... oh well, you probably don't, but trust me) and I'd like as much shit to use against myself as possible. No, I'm not going to tell you what I did, but rest assured nobody got hurt.

So, any mean thing you've ever wanted to say to me, do it now! And any of you bastards who try to use this thread to cheer me up will have a fully upgraded squad of marauders dispatched to your house. Ones that haven't even seen a woman in months and weren't exactly picky to begin with.

And no, this is not me asking my buddies to make me laugh in the way they're best at to help me get through doing something that's way the hell overdue but still rough. Don't be ridiculous. Just start rippin on a mofo, prOxiteam style. "But, maar, " you say, "I don't know you well enough to make fun of you." Well then make some shit up, son, it's probably true, anyway. Get crackin, crackers.

Found this picture of you:




Whatever it is, you'll get over it. Sometimes you have to give yourself permission to make mistakes in life.