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Happy Birfday Maarzipan!!!
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October 19 2011 10:39
In the desolate areas of Northern Florida dwelled a being unlike any other. He fed off the fear of his local denizens while listening to Alizee. He first began his plan to conquer the world in ezpz fashion by owning the denizens of forumsector.com There, he honed his BW skills to become a D+ player, quite an accomplishment in a forum full of trolls. With the exception of one player, who would become his ultimate challenge: CdL)misclick. But misclick was no match for the maarzipan. All maarzipan had to do was turn on Oblivion to ezpz this nub C player.
Then maar set his eyes on new victims with his young Zerg padawan to assist in any of mischievous deeds. This was when he met prOxi.swAMi on the PGTour ladder, and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate, maarzipan got an invite to join the team. Within hours of his evil plot, the mastermind had already been integrated into the team with his young padawan soon to join 1 year later.
However, maarzipans worst enemy came to stop his plan for world domination: age. As he got older, so did his priorities, hindering his ability to conquer the universe and his plan to force every baby to be named fOximaar and his plan to make Alizee his queen. Now, over 9000 years old, legend has it that the maarzipan will soon return, ready to take your wife, your kids, and your turtles. Be wary my friends, be wary, for *drum roll*
Happy birthday man :).
Then maar set his eyes on new victims with his young Zerg padawan to assist in any of mischievous deeds. This was when he met prOxi.swAMi on the PGTour ladder, and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate, maarzipan got an invite to join the team. Within hours of his evil plot, the mastermind had already been integrated into the team with his young padawan soon to join 1 year later.
However, maarzipans worst enemy came to stop his plan for world domination: age. As he got older, so did his priorities, hindering his ability to conquer the universe and his plan to force every baby to be named fOximaar and his plan to make Alizee his queen. Now, over 9000 years old, legend has it that the maarzipan will soon return, ready to take your wife, your kids, and your turtles. Be wary my friends, be wary, for *drum roll*
MAARZIPAN HAS RETURNED!!!!!
Happy birthday man :).
first.
Happy Birthday bro.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Happy Birthday bro.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!
And delorm, don't do that -_-
And delorm, don't do that -_-
happy b-day
Merry christmas
The "first" or the hearts?Shroom wrote:
Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!
And delorm, don't do that -_-
The "first"Waesnok wrote:
Shroom wrote:
Lol awesome story. Happy birthday maareek!!
And delorm, don't do that -_-The "first" or the hearts?
Wtf did I just read...
Happy birthday man.
Happy birthday man.
HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFE!
and...
and...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLBobotastic wrote:
and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate
Happy birthday dude
I actually don't get this lol someone explain?FighT wrote:
HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDE YO WIFE!
and...Bobotastic wrote:
and after beating swAMi's only TvP build that had 99% win-rate
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Happy Day of Birthing ((( for other day )))
Happy birthday you shitty canadian bastard
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