Oh, herro. I'm maar, and I'm the comic relief. Also, the keeper of the sexy. Plus, I'm the brains behind the whole operation, pulling strings in so subtle a way as to never be discovered, even as I ever so slowly guide us onward to our plan of total world domination, like some non-literary-character version of Moriarty endowed not only with an enormous phallus but with incredible amounts of both gaming skill and raw magnetism bent not on some minor criminal syndicate in some faded island "empire" but on the eventual turning of all of the world's resources towards prOxiteam's true mission: creating koala's armed with motherfucking lasers! Also, wallabies with high-powered rubber band shooters.
But for the most part I just handle the comic relief and the being sexy.
If this post didn't convince you to run away screaming from the lot of us ... you may fit right in. ;)