Epic Sax Guy or Epic Violin Dude?

The age old question is "who is better, the Epic Sax Guy or the Epic Violin Dude?"
This thread will be used for serious discussion about who you think the person who deserves the most fame, glory and recognition is.

Here is the video of both the epic sax guy and epic violin dude:



The Epic Violin Dude can be seen showing off his groove from 0:00 - 0:17

The Epic Sax Guy can be seen showing off his sax appeal from 0:35 - 0:48

After that both turn up in the video at random times.

Please watch the above video before continuing!

Now you have seen small clips of both the sax guy and violin dude, BUT DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND YET!

Stats have always been a very good way of providing logical evidence of who or what is better. Special attributes are also very helpfull in this kind of discussion. Here are the contenders:

Epic Sax Guy



stats (out of 20):

Charisma - 16
Stamina - 19
Style - 15
Fame - 20
Enthusiasm - 19
Blonde - 15
Endowment - 21
Sax Appeal - 21

Overall - 146

Special Attributes:

• Epic thrusts
• Bum gloves
• He is Duke Nukem from the future
• His boner ACTUALLY breaks the space-time continuum

Epic Violin Dude



stats (out of 20):

Charisma - 19
Stamina - 18
Style - 20
Fame - 17
Enthusiasm - 18
Blonde - 21
Endowment - 15
Sax Appeal - 18

Overall - 146

Special Attributes:

• Looks like a serial killer
• He's permanently super sayan
• He can use the pokemon ability "Leer"
• He has a fucking light saber LOL

WHAAAAAAAAAT? The stats overall are equal? Does this mean that this match up is 100% balanced!?!? That's impossible! Perhaps one of them has better special attributes than the other?

So now it is up to you, My fellow proxiteamers. To discuss and come up with arguments as to who you think is the best out of the Epic Sax Guy and the Epic Violin Dude.

I now leave you to yourselves, with the man who trumps them both easily (his stats are over 9000 across the board). Farewell, and keep trolling!



P.S. I am open to adding more special attributes to the list if you come up with them.

oh my god this thread haaaaaaahahaa

btw epic sax guy >>>> all

it's so awesome seeing the proper video in the full context. you even get to see a little pivot move you don't see in the sax-roll vid :D awesome!

My only question is: where are they taking the hobbits?

Dude wtf, does the epic violin guy have 200+ youtube videos about him? NO
The epic sax guy does.

Does the epic violin guy have 100million + views in total across all videos with the epic violin guy in it? NO
The epic sax guy does.

Does the epic violin guy have a tune which is just as catch as the epic sax guy's tune? YES
But that's irrelephant.

Do people 'violin roll' all their friends on the interwebs? NO
But everyone 'Sax Rolls' all their friends now.


Did Naniwa listen to the 10 hour version of epic violin guy on his stream whilst playing SC2? NO!
But he did listen to the 10 hour version of epic sax guy.

I rest my case.

i love that this is the most effort ive ever seen fight put into a post, and its glorious.

Ill reserve this post as a placeholder for when i present my final verdict.

No one is going to understand why I'm pelvic thrusting at school tomorrow.

I took this photo a while ago and have been saving it for a moment such as this.

BEHOLD!.....



<3 you Gil - this thread is hilarious! My vote: Sax guy EASY.....had never even heard of the violin guy before today.

Waesnok wrote:

No one is going to understand why I'm pelvic thrusting at school tomorrow.

I've been pelvic thrusting while playing beer pong ever since I heard the song. 99% of the people think im fucking crazy but that 1% yell "YEAAAHHHHH!!!!!" and we do it together.

*pelvic thrusts*

<3 NapE :)

ProHan wrote:

Dude wtf, does the epic violin guy have 200+ youtube videos about him? NO
The epic sax guy does.

Does the epic violin guy have 100million + views in total across all videos with the epic violin guy in it? NO
The epic sax guy does.

Does the epic violin guy have a tune which is just as catch as the epic sax guy's tune? YES
But that's irrelephant.

Do people 'violin roll' all their friends on the interwebs? NO
But everyone 'Sax Rolls' all their friends now.


Did Naniwa listen to the 10 hour version of epic violin guy on his stream whilst playing SC2? NO!
But he did listen to the 10 hour version of epic sax guy.

I rest my case.

Elementary my dear prohan. I have accounted for "fame" in the stats part of the thread. Therefore your arguments are invalid.

Perhaps the fame of the epic sax guy has been misconceived. What do you guys think? xD

No because I'm completely disregarding your unjustified, self-assigned stats. And replacing it with FACTS THAT EPIC SAX GUY IS FUCKING AWESOME.

Might I also add that, so far, almost every comment in this thread is leaning in favour of epic sax guy.

Case closed.