Tell Your Dwain Rage Story

As the title says, tell your greatest Dwain (Shroom) Rage story in which you have witnessed, or been apart of some incredible Dwain Rage!

I don't really have a particular story, but I LOVE to abuse the fuck out of Force Fields vs him, it makes him rage incredibly.

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Child, I have been around for a long, long time. I have seen the swAMi get lucky and then turn his sword into a shroom and through it all the bright light of his rage has burned, lighting entire villages in the mountains of Southeast Asia. For these villagers, the luminous anger of the Shroom has been a blessing beyond words, and it should go without saying that I have been the cause on more than one occasion. I could tell you stories about the rage, my son, and you would be scared, but I choose instead to tell you about that warm flame and the power of its light, so that you might feel the great comfort of Shroom's constantly burning but never consuming fire. Appreciate that fire, like the poor peasants of Laos, and learn to love the good it does in the world.

That said, the Kiwis fucking hate him. Burns up all their crops. What a jerk.

This one time I beat Dwain using units that require no skill to use

Anytime vs Zerg; rage ensued.

Edit: Also veom is the best at trolling said Dwain

Hahaha, this thread so funny xD

And Maar, you really are a poet rofl!

maareek wrote:

I have seen the swAMi get lucky and then turn his sword into a shroom

Best line :D

Edit: The funny thing about this thread is that it was made by somebody who rages like 10x harder than Dwain does rofl.

oh god :(

Brohan was a little upset over his ladder results today =D

ProHan wrote:

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Such a shame you didn't save any mana for a +3 spell of anti-douchebag banningness

Shroom wrote:

ProHan wrote:

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Such a shame you didn't save any mana for a +3 spell of anti-douchebag banningness

lol pwn3d.

On a tangentially related note, that banned avatar is seriously awesome.

lmao ya

Hahaha, oh this is good. Dwain so BM!

This one time i used infestors and dwain rage, another time i used infestors and dwain raged. Now that i think about it every time i use infestors dwain rages, or banelings or zerglings. :S

Veom wrote:

This one time i used infestors and dwain rage, another time i used infestors and dwain raged. Now that i think about it every time i use infestors dwain rages, or banelings or zerglings. :S

Infestor is up there as one of the silliest units in the game atm along with the collosus.

Infestors are easily the most retarded.... Hey you wanna go mech? kthx nueral. Oh you like marine tank? kthx fungal and nueral. Oh so you say you enjoy battling it out and using ghosts? Too bad I can still cast a few army of slow marines.... GG