The Rhyming Game

Been a long time since I participated in a game thread. Basically I'll start off a rhyme, and whoever replies has to follow on from it. Hopefully after a few posts we'll have something funny. You should aim for roughly 6 or 8 lines.. Here I go.

Once upon an average time a gosu man was born
He touts a pimpin attitude and pisses on your lawn

And if you try to demonstrate that you are less than pleased
He'll find your mum and force her down onto her bony knees

So if you come across this man and wonder what to do
Just hang your head and hope that he will only shit on you

Cause more than not he'll stare you down before he makes his move
That's when he snaps your neck because his name is iloveoov

To make things worse iloveoov had a dangerous mate,
Everyone and anyone could be their epic troll bait.

For once you were engaged in a battle of the wit,
They'd be hammering you down until it is life that you rage quit.

And if your ego tempts you further please do not be daft,
Coz they'll rape you sideways again and again in a game of Starcraft.

These warnings you must heed if you wish to stay sane,
Otherwise you'll be as mad as a Zerg suffering a force field contain.