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Not everyday is a party :P We canadians just like to party alot.maareek wrote:
Wait. They have birthdays in Canada? How do you celebrate that?
I mean, from all reports I've heard every day in Canada is basically an orgy of free health care, money falling from the sky and all the happiness available to mankind. Seriously, you guys don't even understand what a "lock" is. Little known side fact: stray dogs in Canada defecate rainbows. True story!
So, no, seriously, what's the deal? If every day in Canada is a party, how do you celebrate anything? Oh! I know! You do everything you normally do (eat twelve pounds of cotton candy without gaining any weight or hurting your teeth, drive your Bentley over to your Lamborghini down to your Porsche then go to your "play," which is the Canadian version of work, where you do whatever you want until the time comes to climb in your rocket ship and go back home) except you do it while wearing a birthday hat and playing a kazoo. God, you folks know how to party.
Maybe not my best material, but <3! And happy belated Bday.
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